I don't think you people have any idea how large and threatening China is to our way of life. To give you an idea, I'm going to share some staggering statistics in this ongoing series. And please, call your congresspeople and tell them to say "NO" on China.
Next time you're buying your kid a hot dog at the ball park on beautiful summer day, chew on the following:
Fact: China recently passed Japan as the U.S.'s biggest creditor.
Fact: If you had a dollar for every baby born in China last month, you would have become a billionaire by the 19th.
Fact: China's navy has more ships than the U.S. Navy has sailors.
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Fact: China has more Principals than the United States has Teachers!!!
ReplyDeleteFact: China if you stacked up the amount of American Wealth that is now owned by the Chinese, the resulting stack of dollars, if were a bamboo pole, would take approximately 300 years for 10 panda bears to eat.
Fact: Did you know that the population of China is so large that the the U.S. Government now projects that America will need to produce 68 million sentient robots by 2055 just to be able to pay the tribute tax to the Chinese population that we forecast we will be forced to pay in the year 2055.
One billion babies in 2 1/2 weeks? Thats just crazy.
ReplyDeleteA billion babies? In 2 1/2 weeks? Kook? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteI guess the real question is this: when they own us lock, stock and barrell, do you think the really enterprising among us will be able to go over there and open cheap American restaurants on every block in their big cities to make a living?
I don't know if this is an appropriate comment but the first thing I thought of after I read your blog was, "Derek you need to get a gun". Weird huh. I also noticed that panda bears must eat a lot of bamboo according to Ryan.
ReplyDeleteLOL, you weirdo. okay I'll do it for you since your not bothering. everyone, he is joking, and I know its a weird joke, but he is just coming up with crazy made up statistics for fun. so don't take anything he says seriously.
ReplyDeleteOkay here is one. If you took all the merchandise in the U.S. made by the Chinese and tied it together in rope it would circle the earth 12 times.
I'm calling my congressman!
ReplyDeleteyour China facts are obviously false (mine are true), but they're funny.
ReplyDeleteDitto on the gun, D. I'm actually saving for a small tank
Fact: China has raised more people out of poverty than any other organization in the history of mankind.
ReplyDeleteFact: When China's not too busy buying up US T bills, its bankrolling African genocide.