Sunday, April 26, 2009

I've been tagged!

Thanks to Mere and Macy for the tag!!!

Funniest comic strip? Cathy

What group of people generally have the most informed opinions? Young movie actors.

If you could rule any part of space, which section would you choose: The furthest sector from the one Benjamin Linus rules, and one preferably not affected by Earth’s global warming.

What kind of fish would you least want to fight to the death? A shark. Hands down.

Acid rain or regular rain? Acid Rain

The question is which would you rather be caught in naked? Oh, definitely regular rain.

Most talented actor? Dennis Quaid

Samuria or ninja? I’ve been told I think, speak, and look more like a samurai but my movements are more ninja-ish, so I don’t know. Which do ya’ll think I’m more like?

Dream wingman for cruising state street? William Jefferson Clinton.

Person most able to sell you an Antarctic snipe hunting reserve? Same

Country with the best mail order brides? Is there even a close second to Russia? Dumb question

Favorite book? "Books are for nerds and old people", by Yourmom

Tutes or stinkers? Stinkers

Funniest ad ever? Old Navy’s talking mannequins

Culture with worst sense of humor? Zulu

Most hilarious culture? Judging from Bjork, probably Iceland.

Best New Guinuea dish? To be honest, they are almost all nasty.

Favorite bounty hunter’s wife: Dog the bounty hunter’s wife. I never knew of Bobafett’s wife. Mrs. Dog seems rough, but actually has a certain class about her.

Favorite rapper: Shaq

Actor you most regret leaving the movie business: Again, Shaq.

Your best reality show idea: The Biggest Chunker. 30 waifish runway models are put on a small island made entirely of chocolate for a year. The woman who gains the most weight wins 100 million dollars and a Lane Bryant modeling contract. Also Rod Blagojevich and Joe Biden will play a role, but I’m not sure what yet. There are also tigers (dyed brown to look like fake chocolate tigers) and landmines on the island, and the tigers are wicked-hungry because they don’t eat chocolate.